Eli's Corner


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I’m trying to work in a coffee shop where a man in his 40s is trying to hit on a barista in her 20s by purporting to be The Definitive Expert On The State Of California, where she will be soon traveling with her sister.  His various comments about how the gods have graced her with the body of a swimsuit model are gag-inducing enough, but as a native Californian, to hear him assert that there’s nothing but swimmable, warm-water beaches from Oregon all the way down, and that the jewel of the Golden State is, undeniably, SeaWorld…it’s all I can do to keep from staging an intervention.


Author: eli

I'm trying to become a mom. I write about that and other things here. Welcome to my little corner of the web.

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